Hash Hymnal

Instead of ending our circles with Swing Low, we sing the Ballad of the Hillbilly Hash House Harriers. Much thanks to Occifer Ass Baton for this piece of art.

Ballad of the Hillbilly Hash House Harriers

(To the tune of the Beverly Hilbillies)

Come and listen to a story 'bout a Hasher named Jed

Bored with his life and wants to be dead

Then one day he had five bucks in cash

And heard some people runnin' and talkin' 'bout Hash

Hashing that is

Red dresses, white flour

Well, the next thing you know Jed's singin' Yogi Bear

His kin folk said "Jed move away from there"

He said "Northern V - A is the place I wanna be"

So he packed up his truck and moved to Hillbilly

Hash that is

Shiggy trails, ice cold beer

Well now it's time to say goodbye and head to the on-in

We'd like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in

Y'all are welcome back to this locality

For a heapin' helpin' of our silly frivolity

Hillbilly Hashers, that's what they call them now

Y'all cum back now, ya' hear

Here are some links to other great hymen-als

Big Heads H3

Flying Booger