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This trail was another doozy
starting with the fact everybody drove by start at least 2 times looking for
this alleged park and ride. It should
have been more accurately described as a recycling center but in defense of the
hares an aerial-ola photo was provided and those always work so well when I
take my hot air balloon to the hash.
Chalk
talk as always left us scratching our heads not just because of the crabs. Yet
another aww inspiring mark was born for our hashing pleasure that apparently
was a lock and a box indicating a box lock.
This worked well with two women on trail. I would have rather had a box with a lock on
it we had to throw off a cliff to get a shot check or small child out of.
Before
we left for trail however the Incredible Edible Shmegg presented Taste The
RainBlow with the most pleasing of gifts a women could ask for. It was given with the promise it is sure to
tear up your vag. She was more than
ready to accept given that Hangman was getting horney and making her jump every
time he did.
While
on trail we encountered your normal run of the mill shiggy, some hills, a deer
skull, a hill that looked like a vagina with trees for pubes, and two torn down
love shacks surrounded with barbed wire strategically placed so that the prey
couldn’t get very far at night. We even
found an old A-track player which only Danny Bonadouchebag actually saw. Burying something in flower is apparently not
a good way to get people to notice something.
Remember this for an STD and dead hookers folks.
Both
our FRB and DFL were awarded to All The Way In for being the only person to run
eagle there by being first and last.
Towards the end of trail Herpicles tried to lean his big Jew nose in
front on All The Way In but was unsuccessful and then was called a racist.
The
on-after was held at Ledo’s pizza which apparently had a beer special which I
guess means it was special they had enough beer at all for us hashers. We knew this was a classy joint because they
allowed us to bring a dildo and tampon hats into the establishment. They even served our pizza on lunch trays.
Things we learned:
M-I-C Och Shoots Blanks can eat a whole pizza in
one sitting. Haiti’s has the perfect weather to grow AIDS, Loose Change doesn’t
watch the news but can tell you everything you want to know about horse sex,
Getting a footjob in a pizza place comes with foot cheese, You can urinate in
someone’s urethra to give them that full feeling, and when blow was 16 she
lived in France and ate lots of French crème’ for free balloons.
Y’all come back for the next trail now ya hear
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