Trail 59 Hash Trash

Hash No: 59 - Sizzle's St. Patty's Day trail re-do

Date: April 18, 2010

Location: Prince William County, VA

Hares: Sizzle Sac, Loose Change, and NFHN Paul

Greetings Y’all,

I always love when we finish a trail even if it took us two tries to get it done. This was Sizzle Sac’s second attempt to hare this trail after he failed to realize rain makes water levels rise and wash away crossing. How he managed to sucker Loose Change and NFHN Paul into the mix we have no idea. Perhaps he threatened them with albinism, I wish someone told them they couldn’t contract it from him.

When we arrived at circle Sour Snatch My Rubber Back our beautiful and oh so talented beermeister presented us with wait for this shocker… Good Beer! It was not much and she warned us like a good hash mother that if we drank it all now we wouldn’t have any for later. Not that she is a mother in the parental sense but more like the madam in a whore house. To distract us from our prelubing activities Fat Boy Slim brought out his Waffluppugus which was no more than a painted stick. I have no more to say on that matter except it was stupid and if I see it again I will probably write a poem.

Speaking of things that sound like waffles why did The Cockodile Hunter have a waffle under the seat of her car? I suspect it is like a drool cup but instead of her mouth she uses it in her vagina to catch the seaman that drools out while she is running. When will she learn that letting is slide down your inner thigh acts as a lubricant enabling you to run faster. Loose Change should also heed this lesson because she was so afraid she was going to be caught on trail this day. She was going on on about how wish she had been prelayed before she came or that she had wished they prelayed the trail I am not sure what she said. Either way ladies go without the waffle seamen catcher.

Herpicles before circle was looking for some new bags and M. I. C. - Och Shoots Blanks gave him a few new white fresh ones… enough said. Hangman was so happy this was a horney trail and that he could blow.

The trail was warm and beautiful with a few water crossing and some delicious shot checks that I still insist were alcohol free. Loose Change was awaiting our arrival at the second shot check because it was apparently too confusing to understand where to go after the shot check. I am no expert on this hashing thing but typically we follow the flower on the ground but whatever. We hung out at this shot check with the last shot check we brought along and drank it all down down down.

The Cockodile Hunter played navy seal on trail by riding a blow up seal across one of the water crossing. Loose change stole it from some kid as the story goes.

At the On In Taste The RainBlow was awaiting us since she was super late even though she lives the closest to Sizzle Sacs. She immediately spotted Stoopid Yogurt Bush and they began gabbing immediately and then ran off into another room to scissor each other.

Circle was fun and circle was great and NFHN Raff looked like the Uni-Bomber. I wish he would have blown up the Circle which was littered with dog shit. I am just glad this was not a Hillbilly cup award day or a bed pan day because that would have been bad.

The on after was at Buffalo wing factory.

Things we learned

A hash trash is still entertaining when written two weeks later.

Sizzle Sac is a liar it was not the same exact trail.

Sour Snatch My Rubber Back will let you blow her if she gets too drunk

NFHN Raff is still Italian

Soft Serve Custer and Hangman look adorable in a tiny red car

M. I. C. - Och Shoots Blanks cant blow like sour likes

Stoopid Yogurt Bush boyfriend is amazing in bed for hours

Ménage Á Who? Brought the other part of the Ménage

Y’all come back for the next trail now ya hare