D'Erections: If you get lost, call a priest, hooker or someone who cares. Failing to find one of those, call Snatch (540-830-0148).
From Western Hillbilly Land (aka Fro' Ro' & Winchester areas)
Take I-66 EAST to Exit 43-A.
Merge onto LEE HWY/US-29 S via EXIT 43A toward GAINESVILLE. Go 0.7 mile.
Turn LEFT onto LINTON HALL RD/VA-619 E. Go 3.8 miles.
Turn RIGHT onto SUDLEY MANOR DR. Go 0.3 mile.
Turn LEFT onto BRAEMAR VILLAGE PLZ. Go 0.1 mile.
Look for the wankers behind the Safeway grocery store.
From Northern Hillbilly Land (aka Harpers Ferry, WV)
Turn LEFT onto WILLIAM L WILSON FWY/US-340/VENEZUELA AVE. Continue to follow US-340 (Crossing into VIRGINIA). Go about 2 miles.
Turn RIGHT onto HARPERS FERRY RD/VA-671. Go 7.5 miles.
Turn LEFT onto CHARLES TOWN PIKE/VA-9. Go 7.9 miles.
Turn RIGHT onto HAMILTON STATION RD/VA-704. Go 2 miles.
Turn RIGHT onto E COLONIAL HWY/VA-7 BR/VA-704. Go 0.1 mile.
Turn LEFT onto HARMONY CHURCH RD/VA-704. Go 5.5 miles.
Turn RIGHT onto JAMES MONROE HWY/US-15. Continue to follow US-15 S. Go 18.6 miles.
Merge onto I-66 E via the ramp on the LEFT toward WASHINGTON. Then follow D'Erections from Western Hillbilly Land.
From Eastern Hillbilly Land (aka Man-asses area)
Turn LEFT onto CHURCH ST/VA-28 S. Continue to follow VA-28 S. Go 4.2 miles
Turn RIGHT onto LINTON HALL RD W/VA-619 W. Continue to follow LINTON HALL RD W. Go 2 miles.
Turn LEFT onto SUDLEY MANOR DR. Go 0.3 miles.
Turn LEFT onto BRAEMAR VILLAGE PLZ. Go 0.1 mile.
Look for the wankers behind Safeway grocery store.