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Event Name: Trail #61 - Soft Serve Custer & Sizzle Sac
Start Date: 5/2/2010
End Date: 5/2/2010

What: Yes, Virgin-I A….Yet another Hash, this one in celebration of Dos De’Mayo

We are pushing the Dos De Mayo theme...trust me, it will factor into the trail.

Only one car is allowed, so all hashers have to get the coyote 15,000,000 peso's to bring them across the border stuffed inside a migrant truck

Fishing Factor is 10/10

PI Factor is 1/10 - definitely lying here!

Snake factor 3/10

Unfriendly Dog Factor 10/10....some of this skirts private property with a defined perimeter, but no fences, so unleashed dogs are a no no!

Pinata Factor 10/10

Bring your over the top accent, a sombrero, your siesta blanket, your tricked out ese mobile, a mariachi band, at minimum 1 Telemundo babe and oh, don't worry, pinata's will be on trail!

When: 02 May, 2010 @ 1160 (aka 1209) - Hares away 1230-ish - Pack away 1245-ish - if you're gonna' be late call and we'll wait for your sorry ass

Where: the parking lot of Vint Hill Park located about .3 of a mile from the intersection of 215 (Vint Hill Road and CR 652 Kennedy Road) in Warrenton VA
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Hares: Soft Serve Custer & Sizzle Sac

Hash Cash: $5 American (Virgins, not Virginians nor virgins in the Quran sense, are free)

D'erections:

From North/Western Hillbilly Land

NOTE: The address 6799 Kennedy Road and the sign Piedmont Office Park is the closest physical address to start. If you actually reach the address YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR.

Start is in a gravel/dirt parking lot about .2 miles from the turn from SR/215 Vint Hilll Road to SR/652 Kennedy Drive

1. I-66 East toward Front Royal / Washington

2. At exit 40, take ramp right for US-15 toward Haymarket / Leesburg0.3 miles

3. Turn right onto US-15 South / James Madison Hwy2.9 miles

4. Turn right to stay on US-15 South / US-29 South / Lee Hwy1.0 miles

5. Turn left onto SR-215 / Vint Hill Rd1.5 miles

6. Bear right onto SR-652 / Kennedy Dr, and then keep right to stay on SR-652 / Kennedy Dr / Kennedy Rd1.0 miles

7. Drive approx .2 miles and turn left into dirt parking lot

8. If you arrive at 6799 Kennedy Rd, Warrenton, VA 20187-3983 on the left YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR. TURN AROUND AND LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT AND SEE HASHERS MILLING ABOUT THAT DIDN’T GET LOST.

From South/Eastern Hillbilly Land

I-66 West/ Custis Memorial Pkwy West toward Front Royal

At exit 43A, take ramp right for US-29 South / Lee Hwy toward Gainesville / Warrenton5.2 miles
Turn left onto SR-215 / Vint Hill Rd1.5 miles
Bear right onto SR-652 / Kennedy Dr, and then keep right to stay on SR-652 / Kennedy Dr / Kennedy Rd
Drive approx .2 miles and turn left into dirt parking lot If you arrive at 6799 Kennedy Rd, Warrenton, VA 20187-3983 on the left YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR. TURN AROUND AND LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT AND SEE HASHERS MILLING ABOUT THAT DIDN’T GET LOST.

If you get lost, call Cortez, Balboa, Magellen (no, not your GPS…but that could help you in a pinch!), or someone who cares. Failing that, call Snatch @ 540-830-0148