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Event Name: Trail #27
Start Date: 9/12/2009
End Date: 9/12/2009

If you plan a-cranium you can do this in conjunction with the SH!T AGM and AND the Mt. Vernon trail all in the same day. (OVERACHIEVER!!!!)

This trail will be in Gainesville, about 5 miles from the SH!T AGM.

Hares: Nuclear Jism & Coppus Interruptus

The Sicilian Sandwich Prelube Trail

Coppus Interruptus announced a couple of months ago that "I'm only half-Italian... the other half is Sicilian!" Like whatever.

Anyway, this week he's teaming up with Sicilian homeboy Nuclear Jism to give us a trail that is supposedly short, flat, and dry just like my dyke ex-wife.

Everyone is encouraged to attend the So Happy It's Tuesday Annual General Meeting immediately following our Hillbilly trail. For $20 you get a full day of drinking, debauchery, and food.

Start
13431ish Heathcote Blvd
Gainesville, VA
Time: 1130 AM, hares away at noon

Hash Cash: $5, First-time hashers are free!

Hares: Nuclear Jism, Coppus Interruptus

On After

SH*T AGM. What, you never heard of it before?
Just don't plan anything for Saturday night and bring $20, some camping gear, and an appetite for beer.

D'erections:

From East Hillbilly Land/Man-Asses:
Get to I-66. Exit at 43B.
If coming from the East (driving on I-66W), when the ramp splits, go
straight. Go straight through the light, and start will be the first
office complex on the left. Park and look for idiots.
If coming from the West (driving on I-66E), after getting on to 29E,
make a left at the first light. Start will be the first office
complex on the left. Park and look for idiots.

From West Hillbilly Land/Front Royale with Sleaze:
Get to I-66. Exit at 43B.
If coming from the East (driving on I-66W), when the ramp splits, go
straight. Go straight through the light, and start will be the first
office complex on the left. Park and look for idiots.
If coming from the West (driving on I-66E), after getting on to 29E,
make a left at the first light. Start will be the first office
complex on the left. Park and look for idiots.

From South Hillbilly Land/Whorenton:
Get to I-66. Exit at 43B.
If coming from the East (driving on I-66W), when the ramp splits, go
straight. Go straight through the light, and start will be the first
office complex on the left. Park and look for idiots.
If coming from the West (driving on I-66E), after getting on to 29E,
make a left at the first light. Start will be the first office
complex on the left. Park and look for idiots.

From North Hillbilly Land/Harper's Fairy/Losechester:
Get to I-66. Exit at 43B.
If coming from the East (driving on I-66W), when the ramp splits, go
straight. Go straight through the light, and start will be the first
office complex on the left. Park and look for idiots.
If coming from the West (driving on I-66E), after getting on to 29E,
make a left at the first light. Start will be the first office
complex on the left. Park and look for idiots.

Special Directions for Taste the Rainblow:

Special Directions for Taste the Rainblow to get to the SH*T AGM:

Impo'tent Info: Animal friendly for swimming critters, so bring your favorite sheep only if you have a flotation device for them. Ticks, PI, snakes, bares, trailer trash, dears and other assorted critters available upon demand.

Drowning Factor: 1/10 : P.I. Factor 7/10 : Poisonous Snake Factor 2/10 : Police Involvement Factor 4/10

You can also get D'erections from the hotline.

Call 202-PUD-JAM-0 (202-785-5860) and press #.